fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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