that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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