Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
your room smells of hookers.
And success
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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