More tranny stories later!
Can Purell be used as lube?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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