i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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