I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we should paint friendship bongs
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