I want to stick my p in your. b.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i came on her dog
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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