my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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