it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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