His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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