how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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