She said her name was "party"
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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