No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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