Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize