i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize