She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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