I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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