You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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