You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
