Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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