I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
