If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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