I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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