Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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