Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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