you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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