She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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