I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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