also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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