fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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