you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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