What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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