i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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