Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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