Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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