I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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