brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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