whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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