And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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