How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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