Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We left an ass print on the piano.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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