so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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