I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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