You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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