She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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