Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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