i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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