How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
