We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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