Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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