There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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