So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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