I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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