they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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