i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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