what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize