just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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